How To Tell When A Woman Just Had Sex
Did you know that just by walking down the street, or across the office, people may be able to figure out that you’ve gotten laid?
Because having a vaginal orgasm does more than just put a little
pep in your step. It actually causes you to walk differently, with a
longer stride and a greater pelvic rotation.
In a European study, trained sexologists (nice job title) were able
to pick out, with an 81 percent accuracy, which women had an orgasm
just by watching them walk.
But that’s not the only way someone can tell if a woman has had sex. Here are a few others:
The Glow: There’s a scientific reason for us
getting the flushed in the cheeks look after sex — more blood flow — but
what about that aura of calm that seems to float around us after the
fact? It happens. Recently, my husband and I went on a post-coital
grocery store trip and ran in to some friends. The wife remarked to me,
“You’re glowing,” with a little wink and a nod.
The Cat Who Ate The Canary Grin: This is also
known as the Smirking Smile and if you see a woman looking sideways with
this look on her face, you’ll know, yep, she just got laid. She has a
secret that’s making her go through her day with a sense of fulfillment.
Because, seriously, nobody is that happy unless they just had sex with a
happy ending.
The Wet Spot: I know this is gross but getting
seminal moisture leaking through to your pants can be an unfortunate
byproduct of having sex, at least if you don’t use a condom or your
partner doesn’t pull out. And it’s not one of the good ways you would
want someone to be able to tell that you recently had sex. Wearing a pad
post-intercourse can help prevent this — just sayin’.
The Unflappably Buoyant Mood: A post-intercourse
rise in endorphins can give you a fresh perspective on the annoyances of
every day life: Go ahead, honk at me because I’m going too slow. Cut in
front of me in the check-out line at the store. And let my kids scream
at each other while they argue over who gets to sit in the front seat on
the way to school. I. Don’t. Care. Thanks to a little early morning
sunrise surprise, nothing is going to put me in a bad mood.
Source : The Stir