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New Orleans is known for its rich musical history, and Osmer Hernandez might be part of that tapestry.

When cops encountered the 33-year-old Hernandez staggering down the street on Friday night, he serenaded them with a ditty, according to BayouBuzz.com.

What made his performance memorable, however, was his lack of clothing. Cops say he wasn’t wearing pants — and he was masturbating.

Officers asked him to put on the shorts he was carrying, but Hernandez allegedly ignored the order, preferring to fondle himself, according to NOLA.com.

Gretna Assistant Police Chief Anthony Christiana told Frrole.com that while officers didn’t recognize Hernandez’ song, they could tell he was highly intoxicated.

Hernandez eventually dressed and was charged with public intoxication and obscenity, according to ClickJefferson.com, which adds that while the arresting officers can’t place the exact tune Hernandez was singing, they can’t get it out of their heads.
- Huffington Post