I the
P*nis, hereby request a raise in salary on the following reasons:
•I do physical labor.
•I work at great depths.
•I work in high temperatures.
•I work in a damp environment.
•I plunge head first into everything I do.
•I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
•My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
•I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
Sincerely,
P. Niss
Naughty letter right? Read the Response From V*gina,
HERE